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Rude Plantable Valentine’s Card – "Plant This Seed Card and Watch Wildflowers Spread…"

£5.00


Rude Plantable Valentine’s Card – "Plant This Seed Card and Watch Wildflowers Spread…" Funny Eco Card

🌱 "Plant this seed card and watch wildflowers spread… kinda like my legs when you are around." 😏💘

Flirty, cheeky, and definitely not one to give to your gran! This hilariously rude Valentine’s card is perfect for someone who loves a bit of fun and isn’t afraid of a little innuendo. Printed on eco-friendly plantable seed paper, this card not only delivers a giggle—it grows into beautiful wildflowers after use. Talk about spreading the love! 🌿💋

About Our Cards...

• Handmade 250gsm Plantable Seed Card - Eco Friendly 100% recycled using mainly cotton. 
150mm x 150mm (6-inch square) Card  - a generously sized, high-quality premium card.
Exceptional Print Quality - Expertly crafted and professionally printed in our Yorkshire studio. 
• Brown Kraft Envelope - made from recycled kraft paper
• Sent Plastic Free
- All cards are sent naked (no plastic sleeve) in a board backed cardboard envelope. 
• Printed Planting Instructions - Included on the back of the card.

Wildflower seed mix includes: Achillea millefolium, Centaurea Cyanus (Cornflower), Cheiranthus allionii (Siberian Wallflower), Chrysanthemum coronarium, Chrysanthemum maximum, Cosmos bipinnatus (Wild cosmos) and many more.... 

Can you send my card directly to the recipient?
We can send your card directly to the recipient if required. Just select "Card Sent Direct To Recipient" in the options. Don't forget to enter the correct delivery address at checkout. 

How will my card be delivered?
Cards sent directly to the recipient will be sent with a printed address label. The message inside will also be printed. Please make sure all the spellings are correct - we will print exactly what is written on your order.
All other card orders will be blank inside with a blank envelope. These cards will be posted to you in a board backed envelope to ensure it arrives in perfect condition.